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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other  programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

You both have forked out lot of bucks after gifting your loved one during the golden days of engagement. But now you are going to be tied in wedding knot, and as couples are, puzzled about what you should gift your bride or groom. Here are some tips on what you should gift to your bride or groom.

To make your wedding memorable, you want to give something precious to your spouse; the thing that can be a life-long memory and that can be used by your partner.

Need & taste of your bride/groom

After spending a hell lot of, oops, a heaven lot of time ...

Over the next few days, we'll be unveiling a new look of our site. The current look has been around for 9 months now, and it feels like the right time to re-energize our pages and implement a few things we have learn't along the way.

When we first launched our home page, we had received several compliments for launching a wedding website with a page that decidedly looked like a wedding site. We have never really cared about Web 2.0, rounded corners, color palletes as such, and we still do not care. The redesign is our effort to bridge the gap between reality and the assumptions we made 1 year back.

Ex. When we were first designing our home page, we had made the following assumptions -