Mostly celebrated by North Indian women, Karwa Chauth has now also entered the borders of Gujarat. Thanks to Ekta Kapoor's sob-operas & Bollywood movies, Gujju women now celebrate this festival showing great devotion to their hubbies. But FirstPhera celebrates this festival with a pinch of humour and therefore here are a few funny quotes on marriage & relationship.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut an ...